Is it real, or is it MTV

The trouble with anything that happens to the Osbournes now - like a woman winning a necklace they claim she wasn't entitled to, at some lameass Christmas party; or the decision to renew their vows - you look and say "Is this something that happened, or is this something that's been made to happen to pad out a second series?"

Oh, and the next time anyone tries to tell you that Kelly Osbourne is some sort of wild rock woman, stare at them and say "In the US, she has allowed some weird pull-along toy with her face and a duck's bill to not only be manufactured in prototype, but also sold."