She's come to her senses

Good news over the weekend that Britney kicked Fred Durst quickly into touch - after a single evening, apparently, suggesting that either Fred's supply of rohypnol was quickly exhausted, or else Britney said "You made like you were some bad boy rebel, but you're just a celeb-obsessed middle aged jerk in search of a career move" - which seems also to have been the opinion of many of the hardcore (snurkle) Bizkit fans.
Cheer up, Fred - if past form is anything to go by, Christina does everything Britney does, ony two months later and with her tits hanging out. Something to look forward to come Easter, then.