No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU'RE A CELEBRITY? GET THEE OUT OF HERE: As if rock stars haven't had it bad enough from the property market, what with Brian Jones being unsuitable as a street name, they're now being barred from buying the estate of Ron Stewart - careful with that 'n', typesetter - whose Stately Scottish pile is up for grabs but on the strict understanding that it doesn't go to the likes of Heather Mills, Cilla Black, Rod Stewart, Mick Hucknall or Simon Cowell. Ah, but let's see him actually put that into the contract to prevent the new owners selling on to the Beckhams...