No Rock And Roll Fun

SWEATY FAT BLOKE WATCH: Jimmy Iovine signs a deal that'll keep him at Universal Records for six years, and, ominously, gives him greater freedom to hook up with the movie arm of the company to create 'film projects' for his acts (Coming soon: Sheryl Crow on The Long and Winding Road and Fred Durst in a nu-rock remake of Look Back In Anger). Elsewhere, LA Reid is rumoured to be lining himself up a slot at Island DefJam.