Tuesday, February 24, 2004

JACKSON NO LONGER HAS THE HORNE: Janet Jackson's bouncing breast continues to knock things over - can nothing stop it cutting a swathe through American culture? Now Lena Horne has insisted that Janet isn't allowed to play her in ABC's forthcoming biopic. We're not sure if Lena will reconsider as it becomes increasingly obvious that it's No Janet, No Biopic.

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