No Rock And Roll Fun

LOVE IN THE DOCK. AGAIN: Courtney Love has appeared in court again. If it's Thursday, then it'll be New York, and the charges relating to hitting the guy on the head with the microphone stand. Yadda, yadda, not guilty plea. Where it gets interesting is just after this picture:



When she gave an impromptu press conference in a toilet. Amongst the items on the agenda:

* "Mrs. Consuela was the pet name for his genitals." It was unclear whose.
* "Let me say something rude - I'm really rich!"
* "They're having sex with girls from my Web site - little girls, 15, 16, 17, 18." It was unclear who "they" are.
* "Check this out! I have to watch video of [two people] having sex in my bed, and he puts my jewelry on her."
* "I think God fucked me for committing too many adulteries."
* "I need a cigarette or I'll die!"
* "No! No! I don't do drugs. I was a junkie - I can't medicate myself - you gotta really watch it."

Then she ran on and on about her ex Jim Barber, the bloke whose house she was supposedly breaking in to (see the one of the other court cases); and how Russell Crowe wanted her to go with him to the Golden Globes, only somebody must have wiped the answering phone message (hey, Courtney, you could also try 'maybe there's a fault on the line, too'); "trailtors around her" are embezzling the royalties from Nirvana recordings - including a "hippie lady in Maui". Just imagine, someone getting rich off the back off Kurt, eh? And how the police "just have a conspiracy against rocker chicks."

There's more:
""I ran around with a married man. It's my own sin, my own fault and I just want to say I'm sorry. Adutlery is bad and maybe this is God's way of punishing me, and I want to apologize to his former wife" Courtney sobbed, before adding, "although God knows what kind of life you've led, lady
...My daughter said to me the other day that she wanted to get rid of her horse because she didn't want it anymore, but I know it's because she knows we can't afford it." (This from the woman who was rich a quarter of a rant ago)

She also apologised to Dave Grohl at some point, but nobody who was there seems quite sure for what.