No Rock And Roll Fun

RAP WARS LATEST: GUNS OUT, SHOVING IN: Last Friday night police were called to break up a violent incident at a surprise Fifty Cent gig in Springfield, The State That Springfield Is In.* Apparently, the crowd hadn't been expecting a 50 Cent show, so it was all meant to be a nice surprise. But then someone threw a cup of water over 50 pence, and - pausing only to hand his bling to an associate - he divided off stage into the audience. There were so many people there, there wasn't any room for fighting, so there was some shoving, before security guards and police pushed the rapper back on stage. 50 then finished the song, and went home.

* - In this case, Mass.