No Rock And Roll Fun

BORIS JOHNSON ALREADY IN NEGOTIATIONS: Apparently, the Libertines are developing into the musical equivalent of post-Angus Have I Got News For You, and pulling in a series of guest vocalists. Let's hope they get Charlotte Church and close the loop. Although if you ask Charlotte Church "would you like to replace a drug-addled loser?" she tends to automatically respond "but Mum, we really love each other."