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MADONNA URGES HER CHOICES ON BRIT: Apparently confusing the general feeling that she looks like she could have been her grandmother with actually being Britney Spears' grandma, Madonna has been trying to browbeat Brit into have a "Kabbalah-type" wedding. We've got no idea what a Kabbalah-type wedding would be, although we imagine a key element would be handed a large sum of money over to a plausible-looking gentleman with a big collection box, and doubtless Madonna's keen for Britney to get married under its in-no-way culty embrace so she and Guy aren't left as the only people still clinging desperately to last year's cult.