No Rock And Roll Fun

NOT THREATENED: Jamelia's label have denied she's cancelled a concert because of threatening phone calls; they say her non-appearance at the Birmingham Party in the Park is down to other touring commitments, and that no death threats have been made against her; not even by singers from Iron Maiden. Someone who has been getting the breathy-breathy calls, though, is Britney Spears - apparently a stalker had threatened to stab her. He's meant to have had her name tattooed all over his body, which should at least make him easy to spot in a crowd. It would be mean for everyone who goes to her next gig to write "BRITNEY" in biro on their foreheads, you know.