No Rock And Roll Fun

MEL B TO BYPASS RECORD LABELS: That's in the same way, of course, that Brighton bypasses the M23 - it gets a lot of help from the road not going anywhere near it in the first place. Anyway, apparently Melanie Brown has written a lot of stuff in her kitchen and is so keen for fans to hear it, she's going to stick it up on the internet. Mind you, unless she's got a one-ring Baby Belling perched on top of a mini-fridge, she could probably get all her fans round into her kitchen to hear the songs without the need to pop down to the Easyinternetcafe with a CD.