No Rock And Roll Fun

ALE AND PARTY: Oddly, for a woman who's supposedly in Israel flogging magic water, Madonna is also in London spending a grand total of thirty quid on a knees-up for Guy Ritchie's birthday. The bash at an "Irish" theme pub in Mayfair was twenty of Guy's closest friends (i.e. all of them, and then some more to make up the numbers) and an Oirish Band. Everyone had a splendid time, although I'm sure Guy couldn't help having a quiet think that he's married to one of the richest women in the world and yet she was too mean to actually fly them to Dublin for a Irish-themed birthday. "Thirty quid" he might have thought, "that's what - two pieces of red string? We could have Ryanaired to Dublin for less than that."