No Rock And Roll Fun

THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT. YOUR FUTURE'S JASON ORANGE'S: What does a pretty boy do, eh? Matt Willis has been flapping like a fish in a drought since the end of Busted, saying that it's been the worst two weeks of his life. So far, Matt, so far... wait until an unsympathetic dole office clerk pretends he can't hear you clearly and so makes you keep repeating "I was in a band... Busted" until everyone in the room is looking.

And then he'll say: "Right, Mr. Willis, so you're a musician. And what instruments can you play, then?"