CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

So it turns out that Green Day might not be totally without redeeming features. (Besides, of course, the role we've cast Billie Joe in for our upcoming adult-interest-indie-boy-porn flick). Corey George, who had been in a coma for two weeks after being hit by a car on his ninth birthday, woke up just after someone had played him American Idiot. He's now off the critical list and hopefully on his way to recovery. It might not have brought down George Bush, but it turns out the album did have a positive to contribute all along.

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