GOODBYE, MY SUMMER LOVE

I have something in common with Gareth Gates: we both have projects for the summer. I intend to compile a list of all the great supermarket TV adverts from our time (including, of course, "Le-Le-Le-Le-Le-Leos/O-O-Ohhh!" and "you'll be/impressed/at Presto"); Gareth is planning to release a comeback single. Neither of us will get any thanks for our efforts; indeed, both of us will only open ourselves up to ridicule and the suggestion that we are broken men pursuing senseless dreams. On the bright side, at least with mine, I'll have the lyric to "Safe-way/Everything you want from a store/and a little bit more" to play with and so will at least have something entertaining to take away from it all.

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