ACTUALLY, I WAS PEEING

Michael's Mom, Katherine Jackson, has explained that her not being in court to hear a security guard tell the jury he'd seen Jacko giving a blow job to a thirteen year old wasn't because she was alarmed at the prospect of hearing details of her son having sex with a teenage lad, but because she hadn't been able to get back in after a toilet break.

The defense, meanwhile, reckons the former guard has made up the story because he lost an earlier lawsuit against Jackson. It's increible the number of times they've been able to suggest a negative witness is claiming revenge after some other battle with Jackson - he doesn't have many friends, does he?

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