AHA! HE COULD GET MORE BORING, AND HE HAS GOT MORE BORING

We really had wondered if Michael Bolton could make himself seem any more dull, but he really has pulled the stops out for us. He loves going on tour, he says. Why? The chance to sample new cultures, see astonishing new sites? Maybe it's a good excuse to nip down to the local shops and pick up some fresh influences in the local record store? No, it's because touring means he can play a new golf course. Good grief.

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