IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S FOURTEEN

We know people in the US feel obliged to act as outraged as possible whenever a person with a clipboard asks them a question ("quick... better be moralistic in case it's a Bush administration spy - don't want to be sent for re-education in the tunnels under Denver International Airport"), but we're still a little surprised that a majority of American parents think Britney's too young to start a family. She is 24, you know. It's like she's destined to remain a perpetual preteen in the American psyche.

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