SHAR JACKSON: THE INSIGHT OF THE DUMPED

Shar Jackson continues to not look at all obsessed with the woman her partner dumped her for, turning up at MTV News to pronounce herself "unsurprised" by Britney's pregnancy.

See, that's the sort of insight you can only get when you're as close to the couple as Shar is. The rest of the world - bar the few who read tabloids, own television sets or have ears - were totally staggered when Britney announced that, yes, all that time she'd spent banging on about turning into a mother, and hanging around in maternity wear shops was because she was pregnant.

Tomorrow: Shar Jackson: "You mark my words, Britney's going to look plumper quite soon"

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