WE HOPE THEY WEREN'T BOUNCED INTO BY GOSSIP HOUNDS

How difficult is it going to be shopping for a wedding gift for Elton John and mypartnerdavidfurnish? Elton's already bought everything, ever, twice, and anything he hasn't bought yet is either rubbish or doesn't go with any of his curtains anywhere. Maybe we better play safe and get some book tokens or something? Or towels with "Elton's" and "Also Elton's, but David can use it" on? The reason for this speculation is that Elton and David are going to get wed, before Christmas and "probably in Windsor". We guess Windsor has been chosen for the numerous jokes involving the word "queen" that will be offered to the tabloids.

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