DIDDY ALMOST DOESN'T MAKE IT

Poor Puff Combs Sean Diddy Daddy - there he was, flying off to some pointless business meeting when his plane was struck by lightning. Although there was an emergency landing, nobody was hurt.

Now God has raised the stakes by taking a pop-shot at Combs, it's expected that the Catholic Church will have to take a side in the East Coast-West Coast rap wars. "It's only a matter of time before Pope Benedict does a drive-by in the Popemobile" suggested an expert.

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