KYLIE UNWELL

Ian Brown might get what he wished for, as Kylie's Glastonbury headline set is now looking in doubt - although that'll be the least of her worries. Kylie's been diagnosed with breast cancer and is going to be remaining in Melbourne for treatment. She's postponed the Australian leg of her Showgirl tour, and issued a statement:

"Hopefully all will work out fine and I'll be back with you all again soon. I was so looking forward to bringing the Showgirl tour to Australian audiences, and am sorry to have to disappoint my fans."

Even the hardest faced of music fans will be wishing her well today, although Dannii will be spending much of the time trying to get Emily Eavis' number off directory enquiries to see if they need a fill-in, and Delta Goodrem will be cackling "Ha! At long last now it's Kylie following in my footsteps."

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