WE'D STRUGGLE TO COPE WITH THE ASDA ADVERT

We know Ozzy Osbourne isn't totally connected to the world the rest of us live in, but even so: what is the international fame that he believes Sharon has achieved?. A couple of Asda adverts, a guest slot judging some sort of fifth-generation opportunity knocks and a daytime chat show so godawful the network who made it not only axed it, but spent a fortune gathering up back issues of TV Guide to destroy them so they could pretend it never happened?

Besides, why would Ozzy have trouble coming to terms with his wife being so busy? It must be sweet getting her out the house so often. It's the rest of us that have to cope with her inability to find somethins she's good at.

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