ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH

Not that we're entirely sure why she felt the need to tell us, but Mariah Carey claims to have had sex with "less than five men". Which is interesting, not for what it tells us about her sex life, but because it pins down almost exactly how high she's able to count.

Mariah, you might have noticed, has tickets on herself:

She said the lack of sexual partners was not through lack of opportunity. Mariah said: "If I even look at a man, he immediately thinks: "Oh, she fancies me"."

... and, presumably, he makes his excuses and leaves.

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