LITTLE MAN, WHAT NOW?

Of course, it is possible to accept that maybe Victoria Beckham and David went for dinner with Tom Cruise on Thursday and he didn't say at any point "I wonder, David, have you ever filled out one of these grids to find out about your personality?", but since Scientology thrives on rich people without the sharpest of minds, it's probably not entirely unlikely that Cruise would at least hope to interest his new chums in his favourite cult.

Of course, the chances that Victoria would be able to work her way through the dozens and dozens of questions the Scientologists ask is slim, but you can see how she'd be tempted to follow the cult which has done such great work for the careers Jenna Elfman and that woman off Cheers who now has little more to offer than being not that thin.

(We don't have the time or space to get into the details of culty old Scientology; but if you want to find out more the book Piece of Blue Sky can be good place to start)

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