THE BEARDED LADY ALSO HAS HER REGRETS

It's suddenly dawned on Robbie Williams that his rubbish tattoos actually make him look less like a rock god, more like one of those pads you get in Woolworths to test the biros on. Apparently, Williams is considering having them removed - sadly, he's thinking of laser surgery rather than a huge scrubbing brush and a bucket of bleach.

Meanwhile, take a look at this photo from Ananova - is it just us, or has age not merely caught up on Williams, but has lapped him once and is coming around again?:

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