Tuesday, July 19, 2005

THE WORLD MUTTERS THAT IT'S HARDLY SURPRISED

Good god, can it really be true that Gwyneth Paltrow wears the pants in her marriage with Chris Martin - "I am under the thumb" says Chris, in a break between hanging out laundry and nipping down to Dewhursts for some scrag end. We're now bracing ourselves for further revelations - "I sleep with the light on" and "Sometime Gwyneth hides my blankey", that sort of thing.


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