BOO-HOO! IT'S TOUGH BEING RICH AND FAMOUS

We're a little puzzled about Seal electing to give people tips on being famous - it's like getting tourist advice from your grandad for a place he visited during the war. Anyway, seal stopped shagging Heidi Klum and eating panther steaks for long enough to warn people just how awful it is being famous and rich and fabulous. Oh, you wouldn't know:

"Your private life is suddenly owned by everyone. They control you, make up stories, exaggerate things. Many people crack under this pressure."

The terrible pressures of deciding which helicopter to use really do get to a person after a while. Poor Seal; poor, poor Seal.

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