STRANGEWAYS: DON'T COME HERE

According to 6Music news yesterday, Strangeways' governor turned down Ian Brown's offer to return to the prison he did time in, to do a quick gig for the inmates. We're not sure of the reason, but we'd imagine that it was a combination of the average of people in British prisons being about 13 now, so they wouldn't know who Brown was, and Brown's little micro-riot at T in the Park. Last thing Strangeways needs is another riot...

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