Thursday, July 28, 2005

IF NOSTRADAMUS WAS ANY BLOODY GOOD, HE'D HAVE MENTIONED THIS

Really bad news for Tesco - they're losing staff everywhere. Yesterday, eight checkout operators at their Driffield store quit after winning eighteen million on the National Lottery; now they're going to have to find someone to cover as Atomic Kitten put their solo careers on hold and reunite.

We're expecting a quote from Cheryl Tweedy including the words "grandma" and "Me mam" sometime soon.


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