NO DESSERTS FOR BREAKFAST BATTLE

We bet he's slightly upset that the press stunt won't get him carried any further along ("relieved to off the hook") as police announce there will be no charges brought against Corey Clark following a breakfast food fight. Or domestic argument, depending on who you believe. The police seem convinced there was something sinister going on:

According to police, Clark and CDC Records company executive Laura Kathleen Troy, 34, argued as they were eating a room-service breakfast at Sacramento’s Sheraton Grand Hotel.

Clark threw food and dishes and grabbed Troy, causing red marks on her arms, police alleged. Police said Troy was uncooperative and did not want to press charges.

Clark's people, on the other hand, are stressing that it was all a bit of fun which careered out of hand, as these things so often can:

“Coming on the heels of a huge misunderstanding, Corey is obviously thrilled,” said Clark’s representative, Jed Wallace. “I think the major lesson here is, when you’re on the road and want to blow off steam, go for a jog.”

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