ANY EXCUSE

Having heard that some chap got himself mauled by a bear in Manitoba, Ted Nugent was straight onto the email to offer to go there to shoot bears. This would, uh, help, apparently:

"I hope to come to Manitoba soon to put my 'hands-on' some precious bear renewability, spending massive amounts of money and untold family conservation time in the wonderful wilds of beautiful Manitoba as a clear benefit to the wild and the people," he wrote.

It's thought Ted is also planning to offer to head down to Louisiana to shoot that damn Katrina. "Guns. It's the only language these natural threats understand," he grunted.

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