HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR PANTS?

There are many ways to lose your pants, but surely the groovily asexual Will Young (perhaps the only gay man in history who could happily adapt to the Church's demand that you can have a boyfriend, but not do anything) hasn't been doing stuff which would cause him to lose track of his yfronts? Thank god someone was able to offer him a stand-in pair of lucky pants.

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