NOT RETURNING YOUR CALLS, THEN?

We're amused that Contact headline the news that Madonna isn't working with Aguilera or Stefani as her "laughing off" the news - how exactly does one laugh through a PR press release?:

However, Madonna's spokeswoman LIZ ROSENBERG tells gossip site The Scoop, "Christina is working on an album in the same building as Madonna, but they have not seen each other.

"Gwen Stefani is not guesting on the record either. It's all Madonna, all the time - a total dance record called Confessions On A Dance Floor."

Presumably Madonna is now so grand she employs someone to laugh for her, then?

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