THE OZZFEST IS OVER

After having had a rotten time on the current slew of Ozzfest gigs, Mr. Osbourne has decided that in future, the Ozzfest will feature Oz in name only, as he's getting too old for this sort of thing:

"After 10 years, the Ozzfest's name and reputation have been established," he said in a statement. "It's time for me to move on and do other things."

In other Osbourne-related news, Tescos have successfully forced Sharon Osbourne's ads for Asda off-screen, at least temporarily: her prancing about claiming that Asda was the "officially" the cheapest supermarket wasn't true, being based on a too restrictive survey, and that done by a magazine rather than an official body. Interesting, isn't it, that almost as soon as the Sharon ads started to air, the company issued a profits warning.

And Jack, for some reason, has been recruited to present a programme off on ITV2 in which, it appears, he'll be doing John Noakes style endeavours like jumping off high things and so on. It's going to be called 'Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie', which might be a knowing gag based on his past history.

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