LECTURES FROM UNCLE SHAUN

There are some people that Charlotte Church might find deportment advice from to be worth listening to. Being told how to behave so as not to make a holy show of yourself by Shaun Ryder, on the other hand, may prove less compelling:

"Charlotte Church might be a mature singer but she isn't a mature person.

"She's a child, man. When she gets to about 28 she will be absolutely fucking embarrassed at what she's doing now and how she's talking about boyfriends and stuff. It's humiliating."

Shaun Ryder warning people against behaving badly... the man who, it's fairly accepted, stripped the recording studio to fund his drugs habit and sold his clothes for drugs? Yeah, we can see why he'd be the sort of role model Charlotte would be keen to listen to.

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