REPUBLICANS: WHY DO THEY HATE SEX?

There are some things we don't pretend to understand about American politics. Okay, virtually everything about American politics is bemusing to us. For example, we can't quite get a grip on what the beef Republican chairman Tom Wilson has against New Jersey Democrat Jon Corzine's campaign for having a fund raiser with Mya. Perhaps he could explain?

"Those who wish to lead New Jersey should lead by example. By participating in this event, Jon Corzine is endorsing this performer and the profanity laden lyrics she sings..."

What? Murder? Buggering hedgehogs?

"...glorifying..."

What can it be? Murdering hedgehogs and then buggering them?

"...among other things, casual sex."

Casual sex? Is that it? Sex without a long-term commitment? Tom, sweetie, if you think music about sex-without-marriage is the worst thing in the world, you probably don't need to bother buying a CD player.

What does puzzle us, though, is why Tom hasn't got in touch with George W Bush. If we recall correctly, didn't we find out that Bush had (illegally) got a copy of My Sharona on his iPod? Isn't that a profanity-laden song about casual sex, too? Does that make Bush ineligible to lead the country?

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