DIFFERENT CLASS

We've never believed that "those who can't, teach", but we're a little surprised to hear that a performing arts academy have invited Javine along to teach the kids everything she knows about showbiz. (Presumably they'll find something to pad it out to an hour, anyway?). Since Javine's entire "career" has involved going on shows where the public votes on telephones and not doing very well at them, it's going be Losing With good Grace 101.

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