Thursday, September 29, 2005

IF ONLY YOU'D GOT OVEN GLOVES AS A WEDDING PRESENT

Poor Patsy Kensit; it turns out all those column inches and magazine covers she kept appearing on simply because she was married to Liam Gallagher were, you know, bad times and not good PR at all. She says she touched the flame:

"It wasn't so good for me. I lived it and I've come out the other side and I'm so lucky to have come through this sane.

"I touched that burning hot, white flame of rock 'n' roll."


Actually, love, by the time you hooked up with Gallagher it was more the fake plastic coal effect of showbiz.


6 comments:

ian said...

maybe she was talking about the white hot flame of big audio dynamite?

Anonymous said...

She was lucky to have come out the other side?

All I can say is that given her pre-Liam history of hooking onto musicians she must be a VERY slow learner.

Anonymous said...

Indeed. Your younger readers may not be aware that she was once married to Jim Kerr, a sort of "Happy Shopper" Bono.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

Let's not forget her own rock and roll career with Eighth Wonder...

Anonymous said...

A sad bitch with no talent at all, whose only opportunity to appear on the covers was being married to rich-and-famous people. And she cannot act at all!

Anonymous said...

A very "clever" (not in the positive sense) person: gets married to two mega-rich rockstars, gets a child (=a life insurance, rich alimony and all the rest) from each of them, and after two or three years all the marriages collapsed...
Seems like a "purposedly written" script...

Zero talent, too much botox, and all those pointless interviews in which the only topic is "my efforts to stay slim"..... boring material, just like her.

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