NEVER PISS OFF A FREDDIE MERCURY FAN

Not simply because we're still not sure what Barry Bulsara may or may not have been capable of, but because they hate it when you sing Queen out of tune.

Kevin Tester, a forty year old from Eastbourne, has been sent to prison in Bulgaria after he smashed up two locals and a bar in near Burgas:

Two officers summoned to restrain him had to call for back-up when they were also attacked at the restaurant in Bulgaria's Sunny Beach holiday resort near Burgas.

The Queen nut from Eastbourne, East Sussex, told police the next day he had been provoked by "bad singing" and "bad English" from the pair.

They'd been slaughtering We Are The Champions, apparently. If Tester gets so testy when someone sings Freddie's words so badly to a karaoke backing, the cast of that Ben Elton musical better hope he never goes to London.

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