PHIL COLLINS, A MAN APART

Just because he happily fumed on TV about Nonce Sense, a charity he was happy to back without any idea what it was or what it stood for; and desperately tried to backtrack on how his complaining about rich people paying a little extra in taxes didn't make him a Tory; and he refused to give a homeless bloke money after recording Another Day In Paradise, you might have got the idea that Phil has trouble matching up what he does with what he says.

Now we hear he's going onto Room 101 to take a stand against Speedos.



Hmm.

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