Friday, September 16, 2005

SOMETIMES, YOU READ IT HERE FIRST. USUALLY ONLY BY LUCKY ACCIDENT.

From No Rock, May 11th:

However, we don't feel very positive about this marriage - my grandmother always used to say "never trust a man who gets married with a cowboy hat on." We give it six months.

From BBC News Online, 16th September:

Oscar-winning actress Renee Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney are seeking an annulment after four months of marriage.

Apparently, Renee is citing "fraud" as being among the reasons for the demand for the marriage to be struck out - it could be she finally persuaded him to take that hat off and didn't like what was underneath; more likely, since she said shortly after getting married that she thought the best thing about being married to a musicianwould be the chance to get onto MTV, she's finally heard the sort of music he plays.

Still, we'd like to apologise for over-estimating the length of the marriage by two months.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the entertainment gene pool is full of excrement. with global warmning everything is upside down. In this case like poles attract two nitwits marry and then realize they are nitwits.
They all should be sterilized so they cannot have proginy.
basically who gives a fuck

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