Saturday, September 24, 2005

TIMBERLAKE HEADS FOR HELLMOUTH PORNO

Shrewd producers of crappy movies know the best way to get a so-so script attracting top names is to give apple pie types the opportunity to do a project which, they think, will reposition them in the public mind. The people behind Southland Tales have done well with their film-about-porn, attracting Justin Timberlake (okay, that's doing well in terms of names, if not acting skill), Mandy Moore (perhaps they're trying to stay true to the spirit of porn and elevating the shape of the cast above their ability to deliver their lines) and - holding it all together and hoping that people might think she's, you know, edgy...



... Sarah Michelle Gellar.

We don't know how much luck she'll have outplaying this:


Yep, that's the whole Buffy series from Xander falling off his skateboard to Anya being killed in one box.


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