DOLLS ALOUD

They're plastic, they're tiny, and you can pose them however you want. Yes, they're Girls Aloud, and now they're being turned into dolls, as well.

No, they're not anatomically correct. Well, as far as we know - I suppose it's possible that Nicola is all smooth and moulded down there in real life. We're raising a curious eyebrow at the target market, though:

Aimed at girls aged six to seven they'll cost £7.99 each.

Apart from being a hugely segmented tiny market, Girls Aloud... six year old girls... hmmm.

music girls aloud