Sunday, October 09, 2005

GEORGE CLUELESS OVER COKE

Apparently flying back to Britain this weekend, Boy George isn't taking the latest twist in his life that well. Even although it would make a smashing amusing anecdote for his next autobiography. Perhaps not so amusing, come to think of it, if he gets fifteen years prison in New York State.

George claims he's got no idea how the thirteen packets of cocaine came to be strewn across his flat - we're betting its going to be those cockroaches that plague the city. It's well known how much they like their drugs.

Or perhaps they were left by a former owner...


-When buying a house, Kirstie, it's important to check for drugs left behind by the people there before...
- ... or at least the number of their dealer, Phil


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