GOOD MONEY LOOKING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

The question we have to ask about the forthcoming court case in which a Ronan Keating lookalike is being done for benefit fraud is where do you find someone who'll pay £140 a night for someone who looks a little like Ronan Keating?

A source close to the case said: "Mr Sweeting is well known in the local clubs, pubs and holiday parks and likens himself to Ronan Keating."

There's so much demand for Ronan Keating lookalikes that it's possible not only to earn 140 notes a time doing the schtick, but also you get "well known"? I don't know what Ronan makes doing... whatever it is he's doing now, but if we managed him, we'd be setting up with gigs in the Welsh caravan park circuit. He'd be minted.

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