I KNOW BONO AND HE KNOWS ONO

Yes, it's that man again. As if he hasn't done enough for us already, Bono has shared with us that Yoko thinks he's John's son:

"Yoko came up to me when I was in my twenties, and she put her hand on me and she said, 'You are John's son.' What an amazing compliment!"

Well, perhaps. Or perhaps not, seeing as how John treated his own kid Julian like a chunk of unwelcome shoe-do. However, we do see Yoko's point: Lennon was a rich man pretending he walked with the poor, fascinated by the trappings of power while pretending to subvert them, and didn't make a decent record much beyond the sixth or seventh year of his career.

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