MOST OF THE BUDGET WILL BE SPENT ON SHOES

With Zoe Ball looking set to spend quite a while on Strictly Come Dancing, you might wonder how Norman Cook is going to be keeping himself busy over the next few months. Like anyone else, he's decided to develop a hobby, and the name of his hobby is the writing a musical about Imelda Marcos in partnership with David Byrne hobby.

We'd hope that the plan would be to try and stop portraying Imelda as some sort of Zsa Zsa Gabor figure and recast her as the wife of a man who impsoed matrial law on his people and funded her lavish lifestyle with money drained from the coffers of a poor nation. But somehow we fear it'll turn out as "Ha! She had a disco in her New York flat, isn't that cool?"

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