OH, THAT COURTNEY LOVE

Now, we think this completes the set - Courtney Love and Steve Coogan have both denied having a thing together, and with Steve Coogan fessing up today, they've both retracted the denials. Apparently, though, dumpstering-up Love was the wake-up call Coogan needed, and, waking up in a sweat-strewn bed realising that his drug-fuelled behaviour had nearly made him half-step-father to Kurt Cobain's kid, he went off and checked into rehab.

It's true, actually, that's set a new benchmark: we were walking past a squat the other day when we heard someone inside yelling "I might have sold the baby to pay for crack; I might have melted down the wraps and injected them in the hope of getting a high; I might have licked the back of one of Atomic Kitten to see if they had similar halluciogenic effects to those frogs, but at least i never had sex with Courtney Love."

Sorry, did I say squat? I meant Conservative Party Central Office.

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