Thursday, October 20, 2005

ROBBIE WILLIAMS KNOWS A DEAD DOG WHEN HE SEES ONE

It must be hard coming up with something new to say about Robbie Williams with each new album, as his personality has been mined almost to the core. So, for this round of interviews, he's decided he's a spiritualist. Or possibly just insane:

"If music hadn't worked out I would either have been a complete PETE DOHERTY, or I would have been a holistic man of medicine and spirituality. A spiritualist medium.

"I think I do have powers. I've seen things. My sister's dog jumping at her feet, when it had passed away years before. Green lights coming in at my window, too. Security locks opening and closing in front of my eyes. TVs switching on and off.

"I want to find out if these are real ghostly experiences or just my complete paranoia. It's one of the two that I want to get rid of. I just want to know."


TVs switching on and off? Doors opening and closing? Oh, blimey, Robbie Williams is being haunted by ghosts with remote controls.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

..which is why his lift (sorry, elevator) anaolgy (see previous post) actually does work. He hasn't pushed a button to make something work all his adult life, therefore why and when lift doors open, doors open is a sign of a distant, mysterious diety guiding him through life..

simon h b said...

...either than, or because he's got a lift operator (Gary Barlow, Stephen Duffy, Guy Chambers...)

UltimateWriter said...

Well he's been on the other end of the spectrum long enough, time for him to gravitate, sorry, I meant levitate to the religious/paranormal frontier. On ward and upward Robbie!

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